You might be a biker if

Are you a Biker?

Are you a biker? Take this simple test.

Choose the answers most appropriate to you. (Burp!) The test exists of 38 questions. At the end of the page you can check your score (only when you answer ALL the questions).

1. That oil spot in the garage is the bikes way of "marking it's territory".

True
False

2. You have ever started a BBQ with a welding torch.

True
False

3. Any of your children/pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their names.

True
False

4. You own more Harley-Davidson T-Shirts than underwear.

True
False

5. Any day you can ride is a "Good Day".

True
False

6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in "Easyriders" than the naked women.

True
False

7. You put dirty oil from your bike in your truck, cause ""hey, it's just a truck".

True
False

8. Your other vehicle IS a truck.

True
False

9. Your pipes are loud enough to be used as an indicator that you will be home soon.

True
False

10. The first thing you say after being hit by a car is, "Hey! Where is my beer?"

True
False

11. You crash, break your leg in three pieces, and tell the officer "I'm okay, I can ride home from here".

True
False

12. You dream of owning a Harley dealership.

True
False

13. Your three piece suite is chaps, leather vest, leather jacket.

True
False

14. You have a refrigerator in the garage reserved just for beer.

True
False

15. Your bird can repeat "This is the Police", with uncanny accuracy.

True
False

16. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers, you look for a Harley.

True
False

17. When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first.

True
False

18. You have tools to work on your bike, but none to work on your wife/girlfriends car.

True
False

19. You think your bike is really an extension of your penis.

True
False

20. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.

True
False

21. You have a little piece of your bike that you carry with you always.

True
False

22. You have more pictures of your bike(s) than you girlfriend/wife/kids.

True
False

23. When asked for your Christmas list, you take people to the Harley dealer and point.

True
False

24. Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Bike" in it.

True
False

25. At least one section of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif. (The garage doesn't count.)

True
False

26. The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars.

True
False

27. You own more than one motorcycle.

True
False

28. Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money.

True
False

29. Any piece of furniture in your house is made of a bike part.

True
False

30. You think "Helmet Hair" is a fasion statement.

True
False

31. You clean your nails with a pocket knife.

True
False

32. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

True
False

33. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos".

True
False

34. You've spent more time and money on your bike than your education.

True
False

35. Confusing the terms "VIN" and "SSN", you try to write your bike off as a dependent on your taxes.

True
False

36. When she says, "It's the bike or me!!", you have to think about it real hard.

True
False

37. Your wife hides the checkbook and credit cards before leaving for the bike show.

True
False

38. You think anyone who doesn't ride is just, "OK".

True
False

That's all...

Result:
Check Score Here	>>	31-38	21-30	11-20	Lower than 10

--SCORE--

Lower than 10

You probably ride a moped and pedal most of the way.

--SCORE--

11-20

You're probably a Yuppy Suburban Accountant that puts less than 120 miles a year on your Harley. (And that's only from riding 9 miles round trip to "Cooks Corner".

--SCORE--

21-30

You probably ride a lot and love your bike. But, you don't take chances and are still pretty conservative.

--SCORE--

31-38

Congratulations . . . You are "True Biker Scum"!.