| ASK ME ABOUT MICROWAVING CATS FOR FUN AND PROFIT | EAT RIGHT STAY FIT DIE ANY WAY | YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT |
| RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU....IT'S GREEN FUZZY MEAT THAT'S BAD FOR YOU | NUKE THE QUEER PRO-HELMET BABY WHALES | HANG UP AND DRIVE BITCH! |
| DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO FUCK YOUR WIFE | I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER | I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOWJOB |
| ORGASM DONOR | I'D RATHER HAVE TWO SISTERS IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A JAP BIKE | THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HER FUCKING RIB CAGE |
| I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE | LA- DE- FUCKIN- DA | IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE PORCH |