The only thing a helmet is good for
is helmet stickers.
Some of my favorites....

ASK ME ABOUT MICROWAVING CATS FOR FUN AND PROFIT EAT RIGHT STAY FIT DIE ANY WAY YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT
RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU....IT'S GREEN FUZZY MEAT THAT'S BAD FOR YOU NUKE THE QUEER PRO-HELMET BABY WHALES HANG UP AND DRIVE BITCH!
DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE AND I WON'T ASK TO FUCK YOUR WIFE I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER I'M HERE ABOUT THE BLOWJOB
ORGASM DONOR I'D RATHER HAVE TWO SISTERS IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER ON A JAP BIKE THE QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HER FUCKING RIB CAGE
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE LA- DE- FUCKIN- DA IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE PORCH
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